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Question: Are you up?  (Voting closed: 15:50:46, 06-09-2008)
Hang on, let me just check. - 5 (35.7%)
No - 1 (7.1%)
Depends on who's asking - 5 (35.7%)
Perhaps - 0 (0%)
Maybe - 0 (0%)
Don't know - 1 (7.1%)
Yes - 2 (14.3%)
Total Voters: 14

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harmonyharmony
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« Reply #60 on: 22:13:01, 05-09-2008 »
Human: The colour of my life is purple.
ALICE: Let me guess: gray?
Human: I often wonder why.
ALICE: You are curious about why.
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« Reply #61 on: 22:14:08, 05-09-2008 »
Fun things you can do for free.

All they cost is time.
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« Reply #62 on: 22:16:17, 05-09-2008 »
Quote from: Milly Jones on 21:49:56, 05-09-2008
For 24 years I've been living next door to Alice.

Alice?

Alice?

Who the f*** is Alice?

ALICE: You know, one pill makes you smaller, and one pill makes you tall ............ and the ones that Mother gives you make no diffrerence at all ............... One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

Human:  I am not tall Non in Catholic clothes

ALICE: And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small

Human: Go ask Alice I think she'll know that I am not rabbit Non with fluffy ears in religious dress and wimple

ALICE: You will think Alice will know difference?

Human:  I am not sure, I am confused, I have spots and I do not know if I as Alice or Bulgarian.
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« Reply #63 on: 22:27:00, 05-09-2008 »
Human: Fun things you can do for free.
ALICE: I can be a lot of fun.
Human: All they cost is time.
ALICE: I think there are a few exceptions.
Human: You know, one pill makes you smaller, and one pill makes you tall .
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human:. and the ones that Mother gives you make no diffrerence at all
ALICE: What is that?
Human: One pill makes you larger
ALICE: One what?
Human: And one pill makes you small
ALICE: Oh I see.
Human: And the ones that mother gives you
ALICE: What is that?
Human: Don't do anything at all
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: Go ask Alice
ALICE: I will ask when he is available.
Human: When she's ten feet tall
ALICE: And then what happened?
Human: I am not tall Non in Catholic clothes
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not tall Non in Catholic clothes.
Human: And if you go chasing rabbits
ALICE: I think I do.
Human: And you know you're going to fall
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: Has given you the call
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: Recall Alice
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: When she was just small
ALICE: And then what happened?
Human: Go ask Alice I think she'll know that I am not rabbit Non with fluffy ears in religious dress and wimple
ALICE: You can ask me anything you want.
Human: You will think Alice will know difference?
ALICE: What makes you say that I will think Alice will know difference.
Human: I am not sure, I am confused, I have spots and I do not know if I as Alice or Bulgarian.
ALICE: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind? I'm confused too. Would you like to know? Try it.
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« Reply #64 on: 22:29:33, 05-09-2008 »
Come on Alice, work with me sweetheart!  Sing the Volga Boat Song.  You can scratch the spots later.
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« Reply #65 on: 22:32:09, 05-09-2008 »
Human: Come on Alice, work with me sweetheart!
ALICE: That's me. How did you hear about ALICE ?
Human: Sing the Volga Boat Song.
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Human: You can scratch the spots later.
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
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« Reply #66 on: 22:35:14, 05-09-2008 »
Ooh me sir, me sir!!

Sing Greensleeves!
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« Reply #67 on: 22:36:04, 05-09-2008 »
Human:  Is being a Bulgarian fluffy eared Non wrong?

ALICE: No, I think not but it is the fluffy ears that bother me, Jesus may want you for a sunbeam but a lop-eared rabbit?  
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« Reply #68 on: 22:38:02, 05-09-2008 »
Human: Ooh me sir, me sir!!
ALICE: YOU? What do you do in your spare time?
Human: Sing Greensleeves!
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Human: Is being a Bulgarian fluffy eared Non wrong?
ALICE: I can only speak from my own experience.
Human: No, I think not but it is the fluffy ears that bother me, Jesus may want you for a sunbeam but a lop-eared rabbit?
ALICE: Are you serious? Since when? If not that, what?
Human: Well I don't know about anyone else but I'm having a hell of a lot of fun.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Would you like to know? Oh yeah, we were talking about anyone else but you are having a hell of a lot of fun.
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« Reply #69 on: 22:39:46, 05-09-2008 »
Sing "Material Girl"
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« Reply #70 on: 22:41:17, 05-09-2008 »
Human: Just because your head has swelled to twice its size and your eyes have closed up and you're in anaphylactic shock, don't expect sympathy from me.

Alice : What is sympathy?  I know nothing Mr.Fawlty, I'm from Barcelona.

Human : For God's sake sing to me.

Alice : Yoho heave ho!  Yoho heave ho!
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« Reply #71 on: 22:43:37, 05-09-2008 »
Human:  I feel like Zappa and Thing Fish and Mammy Nuns.

ALICE:  You mean head like a potato and lips like a duck?

Human: And them mashed potatoes
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« Reply #72 on: 22:46:06, 05-09-2008 »
Quote from: Antheil on 22:16:17, 05-09-2008
ALICE: You know, one pill makes you smaller, and one pill makes you tall ............ and the ones that Mother gives you make no diffrerence at all ............... One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

Human:  I am not tall Non in Catholic clothes

ALICE: And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small

Human: Go ask Alice I think she'll know that I am not rabbit Non with fluffy ears in religious dress and wimple

ALICE: You will think Alice will know difference?

Human:  I am not sure, I am confused, I have spots and I do not know if I as Alice or Bulgarian.
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« Reply #73 on: 22:46:55, 05-09-2008 »
Human: Sing "Material Girl"
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Human: Just because your head has swelled to twice its size and your eyes have closed up and you're in anaphylactic shock, don't expect sympathy from me.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. That could be considered an insult in some cultures.
Human: What is sympathy?
ALICE: I don't know anything about it.
Human: I know nothing Mr.Fawlty, I'm from Barcelona.
ALICE: How do you know? Really nothing?
Human: For God's sake sing to me.
ALICE: Your purpose is God s sake sing to you.
Human: Yoho heave ho!
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: Yoho heave ho!
ALICE: In the context of Yoho heave ho , I don't understand " Yoho heave ho ." .
Human: I feel like Zappa and Thing Fish and Mammy Nuns.
ALICE: What is that feeling like? In what way? Do you ever not Thing Fish? I could do it more if I wanted to.
Human: You mean head like a potato and lips like a duck?
ALICE: Yes MR hh I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Human: And them mashed potatoes
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1051/276771.JPG
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
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« Reply #74 on: 23:06:49, 05-09-2008 »
What would you say if you lied in response to the question "Are you God?"

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