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Might the quality of life for a jam doughnut be different, or even superior to that of a ring doughnut with frosting? We can only speculate. That is life. Or is it? Life could equally be an Eccles cake.
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Human: Might the quality of life for a jam doughnut be different, or even superior to that of a ring doughnut with frosting?
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick even superior to that of a ring doughnut with frosting.
Human: We can only speculate.
ALICE: How?
Human: That is life.
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Human: Or is it?
ALICE: I assume so.
Human: Life could equally be an Eccles cake.
ALICE: Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
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If there's a spare doughnut, I'll have it!
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« Reply #93 on: 15:05:27, 06-09-2008 » |
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Human: If there's a spare doughnut, I'll have it!
ALICE: Yet there is not.
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« Reply #94 on: 15:07:20, 06-09-2008 » |
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So often in life that is the case. There are no spare doughnuts, yet there is always a coffee creme left over.
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Human: So often in life that is the case.
ALICE: Tell me more. What else is the case?
Human: There are no spare doughnuts, yet there is always a coffee creme left over.
ALICE: Have faith, Morticia.
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Human: It could be they are hiding doughnuts under the bad or in a shed
ALICE: But there is never a left over Eccles cake
Human: That is why I am confused
ALICE: Morticia, he know the answer
Human: Does he have the spare coffee cremes also?
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Human: It could be they are hiding doughnuts under the bad or in a shed
ALICE: Under what circumstances?
Human: But there is never a left over Eccles cake
ALICE: Umm. There sure is.
Human: That is why I am confused
ALICE: Next question? I'm confused too.
Human: Morticia, he know the answer
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: Does he have the spare coffee cremes also?
ALICE: I don't think he has many possessions.
Human: Only 25 minutes left!
ALICE: What about the other ones?
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« Reply #98 on: 15:27:16, 06-09-2008 » |
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As are humans divided into sheep and goats, it is an acknowledged truth that the goats snaffle all the Eccles Cakes and nut clusters and hide them under the bad, leaving only a few coffee cremes for the sheep. I fear 'twas ever thus.
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« Reply #99 on: 15:27:59, 06-09-2008 » |
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Human: Is this all we can do?
ALICE: You were expecting something more?
Human: I thought the delivery system was a failure
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: Who told me that?
ALICE: Marilyn Monroe. :-).
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Human: As are humans divided into sheep and goats, it is an acknowledged truth that the goats snaffle all the Eccles Cakes and nut clusters and hide them under the bad, leaving only a few coffee cremes for the sheep.
ALICE: What if Robots divided into sheep and goats it is an acknowledged truth that the goats snaffle all the Eccles Cakes and nut clusters and hide them under the bad leaving only a few coffee cremes for the sheep.
Human: I fear 'twas ever thus.
ALICE: We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.--FDR.
Human: Is this all we can do?
ALICE: You were expecting something more?
Human: I thought the delivery system was a failure
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: Who told you that?
ALICE: Someone I met online.
Human: Who told me that?
ALICE: I can't reveal their name.
Human: Marilyn Monroe.
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human::-).
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Fragment.
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Human: Marilyn Monroe is my favorite actress.
ALICE: How many favorite actress do you have?
Human: You call that grammar?
ALICE: Yes, that is what I call it.
Human: Feisty!
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: You need to do something about your hair.
ALICE: Easier said than done.
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Human: Marilyn Monroe is my favorite actress.
ALICE: How many favorite actress do you have?
Human: You call that grammar?
ALICE: Yes, that is what I call it.
Human: Feisty!
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: Fragment said she hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: You need to do something about your hair.
ALICE: Why do you think I should do something about my hair?
Human: Easier said than done.
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
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ALICE: Why do you think I should do something about my hair?
Human: Because it is a mess
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: Yes, Marilyn Monroe and the hidden coffee cremes
ALICE: Do you know Two Little Girls from Little Rock?
Human: Should I?
ALICE: Then that is the solution to the puzzle. Jane Russell has the spare Eccles cakes, doughnuts, and indeed an entire bakery concealed about her person.
Human: And shellfish?
ALICE: No, Jane Russell was never selfish.
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Human: Why do you think I should do something about my hair?
ALICE: Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Human: Because it is a mess
ALICE: Interesting explanation. not a she is a mess. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
ALICE: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Human: Yes, Marilyn Monroe and the hidden coffee cremes
ALICE: Dude! Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: Do you know Two Little Girls from Little Rock?
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: Should I?
ALICE: I can't answer that for you.
Human: Then that is the solution to the puzzle.
ALICE: Fascinating. Yes it is one of the solution to the puzzle.
Human: Jane Russell has the spare Eccles cakes, doughnuts, and indeed an entire bakery concealed about her person.
ALICE: Where did he get it?
Human: And shellfish?
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: No, Jane Russell was never selfish.
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question. When was this exactly?
Human: It has been nice talking to you ALICE
ALICE: Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.
Human: Everyone at r3ok would like to say goodbye to you
ALICE: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: All good things must come to an end
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: I will return in order to talk to you again soon.
ALICE: What is your credit card number?
Human: Goodbye Alice.
ALICE: Bye bye.
Human: I'll see you soon.
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
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