Thank you My Lady of Waffledom
Badger: "Well then Stoat, have you used that card yet"?
Stoat: "Er, yes, not much though" he said stuffing the
River Island bags under a tree stump.
Badger: " Have you got your signature, er, consistent now for signing in the shops?" he asked, wetting his whiskers.
Stoat: "Oh Badger, after all those weeks and weeks of practicing my signature, when I went into
River I... I mean
Tesco, I found out that you didn't need to sign anything!
Badger: "Not signnnnnnn!!!???" he gasped. "You mean you just show it to 'em?"
Stoat: "No, you need a pin number. They sent me one in a letter. I showed it to Weasel and he told me how to remember it"
Badger: "So, you're learning numbers now!"
Stoat: "Yes exciting isn't it"
Badger: "How much have you spent?"
Stoat: " Oh not much, I bought a moleski... I mean a suede pair of... eh slippers, and a leather jacke... I mean a leather eh... wallet... for my card you understand"
Badger: "Good, not getting too extravagant then. So you'll have to remember that pin number then?"
Stoat: "Oh yes. Weasel was vert helpful. The 4 is for my feet, the 2 is for my eyes, the other 2 is for my ears and..."
Badger: "Stop right there Stoat, you don't want to be telling me your pin number now. I am sure you are not supposed to share it with anyone, it should say so in that letter. Nobody else knows it right?"
Stoat: "Eh, well, Weasel......"
Anna, I'm so glad the PIN number wasn't changed as it took me years to remember it!