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Author Topic: Today's Humorous News Story  (Read 14553 times)
Mary Chambers
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« Reply #15 on: 19:46:47, 21-05-2007 »

I think somebody hates me. I'll see if I can fix it, but it's getting to be a real nuisance.
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« Reply #16 on: 19:51:10, 21-05-2007 »

Fixed - for now. It's a rose, not whatever else may appear.
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« Reply #17 on: 22:33:20, 21-05-2007 »

Kangaroos don't fart (apparently). Not many people know that. A potential useful area of investigation methinks.

I bet Kangaroo whoopee cushions are really rubbish.

Tommo
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« Reply #18 on: 23:18:32, 21-05-2007 »

At last! I have a workable alternative to a favourite (but slightly prejudiced) expression: viz. "silent as a [nun]'s fart"
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« Reply #19 on: 09:07:02, 22-05-2007 »

Which leads one to suspect that marsupial behaviour may have been incorporated into australian ecclesiastical afternoon tea
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« Reply #20 on: 22:54:17, 25-05-2007 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6691851.stm

i was under the impression that bee numbers were undergoing something of, er, well, a nosedive of late?
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« Reply #21 on: 23:00:26, 25-05-2007 »

I'm sure the journalist got a buzz out of reporting from the coast on such a sunny and warm day! Grin
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« Reply #22 on: 19:39:17, 27-05-2007 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm

 Shocked Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #23 on: 20:01:50, 27-05-2007 »

This would appear to be a distinctly ex-Python...

[Modulates smoothly into the dead parrot sketch...]
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« Reply #24 on: 15:59:13, 29-06-2007 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/6251400.stm


too many bottles of rum around...
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« Reply #25 on: 16:47:18, 29-06-2007 »

Neptune's Teeth! So they think they can stop Gold Morgan do they?
Bring us abeam Mister Smith, and run out the port side!
Every man grab a cutlass and we'll show these lily-livered penpushers how mighty the sword really is!
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« Reply #26 on: 12:24:24, 30-06-2007 »

Perhaps they should wait until 19 September?

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« Reply #27 on: 13:35:59, 30-06-2007 »

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1996553.ece

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« Reply #28 on: 16:49:11, 30-06-2007 »



<ducks behind sofa>

There's none behind mine...yet.
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« Reply #29 on: 09:09:45, 01-07-2007 »

aaah!
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