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Author Topic: Today's Humorous News Story  (Read 14553 times)
George Garnett
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« Reply #30 on: 09:39:11, 01-07-2007 »

Well, dang me! There is an emoticon for it after all.   

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« Reply #31 on: 09:49:00, 01-07-2007 »

What's alarming there, George, is that that very much appears to be my sofa.
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« Reply #32 on: 09:55:03, 01-07-2007 »

You call that alarming, Ollie?! I recognise the duck's behind.
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« Reply #33 on: 10:01:21, 01-07-2007 »

Er, yes, wasn't going to say it but, er, I've, um, never actually seen a duck that looked quite like that one. Who have you been swanning around with? (Or should that be goosing?)
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« Reply #34 on: 10:05:47, 01-07-2007 »

It was a purely professional encounter, you understand, from when I was an apprentice Royal Swan Upper. They started us on ducks and we worked our way up from there.

I never qualified in the end. Failed the practical exam. I thought I'd made a pretty good fist of it myself but sadly not good enough.
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« Reply #35 on: 10:09:10, 01-07-2007 »

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« Reply #36 on: 10:10:03, 01-07-2007 »

George, would that be the famous Swan Upmanship I've heard so much about?
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« Reply #37 on: 10:33:16, 01-07-2007 »

Cheeses!
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« Reply #38 on: 18:56:48, 06-07-2007 »

Poor Charles Kennedy has been told off for smoking even though he had his head out of the window on a train.  A member of the public reported him and "he was spoken to by the Transport Police."

Actually this isn't humorous any more.  Things are getting really silly.  Big Brother is watching YOU! Roll Eyes
 
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« Reply #39 on: 19:34:33, 06-07-2007 »

However, having your head out of the window of a train ( presuming it was moving ) is not something to be recommended.
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« Reply #40 on: 13:02:24, 10-07-2007 »

I've taken this from my news page.  Every day I'm sure that nothing else could ever surprise me and every day I'm proved wrong.   Grin

"Cows could be doing more damage to the environment than four-wheel-drive cars, scientists have warned.

Methane emissions from cattle account for a quarter of the gas in our air and researchers are trying to find a new way to feed cattle which leads to less belching.

Michael Abberton of the Institute of Grassland and Environmental Research said the key is developing new varieties of food that are easier for cattle to digest and also provide a proper balance of fibre, protein and sugar.

He told a briefing on farming and climate change at London's Science Media Centre that this could open up plant-based solutions as alternatives to reducing stock as farmers look for ways to cut methane emissions amid warming climates.

Mr Abberton said the average dairy cow belches out about 100 to 200 litres of methane each day, making diet changes a key potential factor in reducing this greenhouse gas.

"There is a common misperception about how methane gets into the atmosphere," he said. "It is actually through belching rather than the other end," he said.

He said introducing easier-to-digest legumes that tend to reduce methane emissions is an example of an approach scientists are beginning to explore. Legumes such as clover and alfalfa are commonly used for animal fodder.

It also requires farmers to balance cows' legume intake with other food and to develop different species of grass that are also more digestible, he added.

"What I'm saying is there are approaches within plant breeding that can lead to reduced emissions," said Mr Abberton."

Right then!

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« Reply #41 on: 13:29:20, 10-07-2007 »

"There is a common misperception about how methane gets into the atmosphere,"

Sigh of relief. For a minute there I thought I might have to give up baked beans. Embarrassed
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« Reply #42 on: 14:31:41, 10-07-2007 »


Clearly the cat left of its own free will...
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« Reply #43 on: 16:26:11, 10-07-2007 »

Re: cows.  Stop eating macdonalds.  Will also improve your health and slow deforestation

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« Reply #44 on: 17:37:30, 10-07-2007 »

Re. cows - stop eating them altogether and then we wouldn't have any problem at all.  There wouldn't be any cows.  Fewer heart bypasses and lower cholesterol due to dairy products.....
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