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Author Topic: Today's Humorous News Story  (Read 14553 times)
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« Reply #60 on: 01:15:11, 23-07-2007 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6911119.stm

'Leaked' government document eh. Well you couldn't make it up. Cudja ?
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« Reply #61 on: 01:18:39, 23-07-2007 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6911119.stm

'Leaked' government document eh. Well you couldn't make it up. Cudja ?


 Grin
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« Reply #62 on: 17:48:21, 26-07-2007 »

Ugh!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6918015.stm
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« Reply #63 on: 18:22:14, 26-07-2007 »

"He said the man had been traced and the matter was now in the hands of the police."


Someone on the BBC website is doing it deliberately to get a mention on the News Quiz, aren't they?  Grin
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« Reply #64 on: 18:41:18, 26-07-2007 »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

I wondered who'd see that first.   It had to be you George! x
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« Reply #65 on: 11:24:24, 28-07-2007 »

I think that must mean I was at least second, Milly  Cheesy
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« Reply #66 on: 12:25:44, 29-07-2007 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6920912.stm
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« Reply #67 on: 15:07:03, 30-07-2007 »


Gets my vote for worst opening paragraph I've seen so far this month.
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« Reply #68 on: 17:11:31, 02-08-2007 »

The truth is out there ....

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1591327.0.sussexs_ufo_sightings_revealed.php

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« Reply #69 on: 17:14:14, 02-08-2007 »

Lotta drugs in Brighton, PW...  Wink
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« Reply #70 on: 17:19:36, 02-08-2007 »

Funny how they're almost all from heavily populated places. They must really want to be seen. Chanctonbury Ring is supposed to be an excellent place for UFOs, along with other (to my mind) more explicable forces......
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« Reply #71 on: 17:24:14, 02-08-2007 »

One has this worrying image of entire alien civilisations whose opinion of Planet Earth has been formed by flying visits to Hastings, Worthing and Bexhill ....
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Still Lisztening...


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« Reply #72 on: 22:09:13, 02-08-2007 »

I wonder if the new "X Files" film will mention Brighton?  On second thoughts, probably not!   Wink

Incidentally, the top news story alongside the UFO one says "Cannabis ruined my life".  Wonder if there's any connection between the two articles?
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« Reply #73 on: 22:21:30, 02-08-2007 »

Bexhill-on-Sea? Flying batter puddings, surely?


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« Reply #74 on: 22:51:56, 02-08-2007 »

Well I'm afraid those South Coast softies aren't really in the running. It's happening much more up here: indeed the little town of Bonnybridge, tucked away in the triangle between Edinburgh, Glasgow and Stirling seems to have the world record for UFO sightings:

http://www.ufoarea.com/events_bonnybridge_ufo.html

(Anyone ever been anywhere near it? There really isn't an awful lot else to do around those parts....)
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