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« Reply #90 on: 10:24:38, 05-08-2007 » |
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« Reply #91 on: 10:26:19, 05-08-2007 » |
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I maintained my dignity by bursting into tears and hiding in the lavs.
Always been my strategy. Never let me down yet. |
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« Reply #92 on: 22:32:48, 05-08-2007 » |
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It's one of those atomic mass jokes. Sadly, not one of the better ones. Some of them are real corkers. Yeah. If you'd said "Catch 14" it would have been dated. Tommo |
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« Reply #93 on: 00:29:16, 06-08-2007 » |
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It's one of those atomic mass jokes. Sadly, not one of the better ones. Some of them are real corkers. Yeah. If you'd said "Catch 14" it would have been dated. Tommo Oh NOOOOO! (Kitty's penny has dropped) |
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Click me -> About meor me -> my handmade storeNo, I'm not a complete idiot. I'm only a halfwit. In fact I'm actually a catfish. |
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« Reply #94 on: 12:59:58, 06-08-2007 » |
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Ah, but can you "catch (Carbon) 14" in a Faraday cup (attached to a particle accelerator, obviously)?
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Best regards,
Jonathan
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"as the housefly of destiny collides with the windscreen of fate..."
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« Reply #95 on: 00:38:47, 07-08-2007 » |
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Two headlines from today's BBC news webpages. One seems highly implausible,
"Lords rap BBC Chairman selection"
while you would think the other hardly counts as news at all,
"Wet weather dampens High Street"
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« Reply #96 on: 08:03:28, 07-08-2007 » |
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"Lords rap BBC Chairman selection"
Respec' Man!!!!! (Innit!) |
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« Reply #98 on: 09:38:56, 08-08-2007 » |
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« Reply #99 on: 15:06:14, 08-08-2007 » |
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Two headlines from today's BBC news webpages. One seems highly implausible,
"Lords rap BBC Chairman selection"
while you would think the other hardly counts as news at all,
"Wet weather dampens High Street"
During a visit to New Zealand some years ago I saw the following in the Christchurch Press: "GM vegetable talks in South Island" |
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At every one of these [classical] concerts in England you will find rows of weary people who are there, not because they really like classical music, but because they think they ought to like it. (Shaw, Don Juan in Hell)
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« Reply #100 on: 18:41:54, 08-08-2007 » |
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Maybe it's not too soon for me to repeat what's possibly my favourite headline ever, from the International Herald Tribune, after the President of Afghanistan had sacked his deputy?
In Surprise, Karzai Drops Powerful Number Two
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« Reply #101 on: 23:53:20, 08-08-2007 » |
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Does anybody remember "MacArthur flies back to front"?
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« Reply #102 on: 11:15:00, 09-08-2007 » |
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And, once again from that fine organ the Brighton Argus: Incinerator plans to go to full high court hearingI wonder where it will sit ....  |
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« Reply #104 on: 21:33:17, 11-08-2007 » |
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The Daily Wessel 11.08.07 : Stop Press 'Wessel promises not to post after he's had six pints' "Not before time. He's an absolute disgrace" Said fellow members.  The Daily Wessel 12.08.07 I Dont care. I only had five pints last night so you can stick it in your pipe and smoke it said Wessel. |
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