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George Garnett
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« Reply #105 on: 23:58:32, 15-08-2007 »

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article2251280.ece
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« Reply #106 on: 10:32:17, 16-08-2007 »


 Grin  I particularly liked the one about it being illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.  Soooo....if some poor unfortunate keels over with a fatal heart attack what happens then?  Action will be taken presumably!   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #107 on: 10:36:39, 16-08-2007 »

I want some background though! Why the law that you can't name a pig in France Napoléon for example? Which Napoléon brought this in? And did it affect sales of Animal Farm?
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« Reply #108 on: 10:43:21, 16-08-2007 »


 Grin  I particularly liked the one about it being illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.  Soooo....if some poor unfortunate keels over with a fatal heart attack what happens then?  Action will be taken presumably!   Roll Eyes

A connoisseur of useless knowledge writes  ....

It is only actually illegal for commoners to die in the Palace of Westminster (because it is a royal palace).  Their Lordships can apparently do so with impunity.  Given the lack of effective sanction, commoners are deemed to have died in St Thomas' Hospital.
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« Reply #109 on: 10:49:59, 16-08-2007 »

I didn't know it was an act of treason in UK to place a stamp showing the monarch upside down on an envelope. I'm sure I've done that - by mistake, of course - and got away with it. Phew!
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« Reply #110 on: 11:21:02, 16-08-2007 »


 Grin  I particularly liked the one about it being illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.  Soooo....if some poor unfortunate keels over with a fatal heart attack what happens then?  Action will be taken presumably!   Roll Eyes

Well one thing's for sure. The illegal deed will not incur a life sentence.
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« Reply #111 on: 11:21:42, 16-08-2007 »

I didn't know it was an act of treason in UK to place a stamp showing the monarch upside down on an envelope. I'm sure I've done that - by mistake, of course - and got away with it. Phew!

Aren't we now duty bound to report you to the police, Mary, or face a charge of knowingly concealing an offence? Shocked

Perhaps a good defence barrister could persuade the jury that it was the envelope that was upside down, not the stamp? I think we need a test case. But only if you are willing of course, Mary. Cheesy
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« Reply #112 on: 11:23:53, 16-08-2007 »

George, it was all the Royal Mail's fault for printing the stamp upside down.
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« Reply #113 on: 11:25:57, 16-08-2007 »

A connoisseur of useless knowledge writes  ....

It is only actually illegal for commoners to die in the Palace of Westminster (because it is a royal palace).  Their Lordships can apparently do so with impunity.  Given the lack of effective sanction, commoners are deemed to have died in St Thomas' Hospital.

That also conveniently gets everyone off the hook if a taxi had to be used to take the, er, not-very-well commoner the short journey over Westminster Bridge.

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« Reply #114 on: 11:46:39, 16-08-2007 »

George, it was all the Royal Mail's fault for printing the stamp upside down.

No one would ever put one of those on an envelope, Bryn. They'd be worth a fortune!
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« Reply #115 on: 15:35:33, 16-08-2007 »

Grin  I particularly liked the one about it being illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.  Soooo....if some poor unfortunate keels over with a fatal heart attack what happens then?  Action will be taken presumably!   Roll Eyes

It's against Roman law to take one's own life. The penalty's death!
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« Reply #116 on: 15:55:46, 16-08-2007 »

I didn't know it was an act of treason in UK to place a stamp showing the monarch upside down on an envelope. I'm sure I've done that - by mistake, of course - and got away with it. Phew!

Aren't we now duty bound to report you to the police, Mary, or face a charge of knowingly concealing an offence? Shocked

I do not believe Mary, whatever she says.  Wink

Phew - got out of that one!

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« Reply #117 on: 16:35:23, 16-08-2007 »

I'm a bit worried by "Ignorance of the law is no defence".  Sad

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« Reply #118 on: 17:55:45, 16-08-2007 »

Don't tell the Queen, will you?

Too late, Mary.



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« Reply #119 on: 19:38:12, 16-08-2007 »




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