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« Reply #135 on: 09:59:14, 04-09-2007 »

Along the same lines (and presumably in the same release batch of docs) comes news that Special Branch had identified George Orwell (after he had published Animal Farm and 1984) as another suspicious pinko collaborator:

"This man has advanced communist views ... He dresses in a bohemian fashion both at his office and in his leisure hours."

full story
http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,,2161853,00.html
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« Reply #136 on: 12:07:20, 04-09-2007 »

And Orwell went on, as we now know, to shop various fellow travellers to the Secret Service when he was worked for the IRD in the Foreign Office.
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« Reply #137 on: 12:10:16, 04-09-2007 »

Never trust a man named Blair?
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« Reply #138 on: 12:17:58, 04-09-2007 »

What are you suggesting, tinners?  Shocked

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« Reply #139 on: 13:58:42, 04-09-2007 »

Never trust a man named Blair?
Blair wasn't such a bad sort if you stayed in his good books. But I'll never know where Mr.Palfrey found him.
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« Reply #140 on: 22:25:39, 06-09-2007 »

The Daily Wessel 06.09.07.

Chipping Norton Man Awarded Costs
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6982514.stm

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« Reply #141 on: 19:57:13, 07-09-2007 »

This IS funny, the BBC scraps it's 'switch-off' Climate Awareness programme.

I wonder have the BBC bosses joined us sceptics or did they realise everyone would have to switch their TVs off for a day?  Grin

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6979596.stm
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« Reply #142 on: 23:01:39, 07-09-2007 »

Grin Grin KittyB "Can you guiss what it is yet?"






somewhat reminds me of Aphex Twin. maybe Tom Cruise IS Aphex Twin... Shocked

... if you can bear watching the shorter 5 minute version...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg
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« Reply #143 on: 00:11:31, 04-10-2007 »

Everything but the bang?  Embarrassed
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« Reply #144 on: 00:41:08, 04-10-2007 »

I particularly like the sentence:
"Practice bombs are not live devices but are made to look and feel like real bombs."
Yes, It's yet another prime example of military intelligence. Sad
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« Reply #145 on: 21:37:31, 04-10-2007 »

Hens teeth! I've just realized that the 'bomb' was released suspiciously close to Wessel Towers.
C|:-(
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« Reply #146 on: 00:35:33, 05-10-2007 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7028723.stm
An argument against gaudy paint schemes?
I particularly like the last sentence of the report.
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« Reply #147 on: 08:29:15, 05-10-2007 »

It's that time of year again for the Ig Nobel Awards: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7026150.stm
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« Reply #148 on: 10:23:40, 05-10-2007 »

It's that time of year again for the Ig Nobel Awards: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7026150.stm

The economics award for catching bank robbers is a crock.  As BBC4 viewers will know, Batman and Robin perfected this one years ago.
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« Reply #149 on: 12:05:50, 05-10-2007 »

"Holy Pavement Artists, Batman!! We should register the IPR at once!!!"


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