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sexual acts you can discover with a simple google Oh, really??! And after all these years I've been paying good money to get into Vauxhall nightclubs, it turns out I could have got it for free all along with just a simple search engine ...  does that make him what the Japanese might describe as a 'pedalast'? Ron,  |
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This thread has given me a whole new outlook on things and completed my education. I always thought the phrase "I went with the local bike last night" was not to be taken literally.  |
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« Reply #168 on: 11:23:56, 20-11-2007 » |
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I wonder if oral sex with bicycles leads to handlebar moustaches?
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« Reply #169 on: 11:24:49, 20-11-2007 » |
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What he needs is someone who can communicate his particular position to the general public.
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« Reply #170 on: 11:25:50, 20-11-2007 » |
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« Reply #171 on: 11:29:27, 20-11-2007 » |
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I wonder whether he took risks, or used contraptionception.
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« Reply #172 on: 12:02:09, 20-11-2007 » |
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Of course it all brings new meaning to the phrase 'bicycle pump'. Tommo |
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« Reply #174 on: 13:27:42, 20-11-2007 » |
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I wonder if when they caught him, he'd changed into some dodgy gear.....
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« Reply #175 on: 13:29:43, 20-11-2007 » |
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I hope the poor chap has his puncture repair kit to hand. He must be feeling a tad deflated about the whole thing.
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Actually it turns out he's not a pervert. He's just a bit slow-witted. He got the wrong end of the stick ( ) when someone said he needed a ride on a chopper. Tommo Elongating puns since 1780 |
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