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George Garnett
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« Reply #75 on: 23:33:49, 02-08-2007 »

Hardly surprising that strange things are attracted, Ron, if you Scots do reckless things like building three cities so that they form the corners of a triangle Shocked  That's asking for trouble. None of these flying discs happened to have 'Happy Christmas from Darmstadt' painted on them did they?
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« Reply #76 on: 23:42:51, 02-08-2007 »

If it's from Darmstadt nowadays, shouldn't it be helicopters in groups of four? Wink

 It should be noted that the wester flight path from Edinburgh Turnhouse (or International Airport as it has now become, though maybe they're unaware of that in Bonnybridge) does happen to pass over the general area, in much the same way as some from Gatwick cross the South Coast...
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« Reply #77 on: 23:45:40, 02-08-2007 »

If it's from Darmstadt nowadays, shouldn't it be helicopters in groups of four? Wink
You're thinking of the Bermuda Carré, Ron? An interesting proposition.
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« Reply #78 on: 10:54:09, 03-08-2007 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6927733.stm
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« Reply #79 on: 10:55:37, 03-08-2007 »

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At every one of these [classical] concerts in England you will find rows of weary people who are there, not because they really like classical music, but because they think they ought to like it. (Shaw, Don Juan in Hell)
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« Reply #80 on: 11:03:34, 03-08-2007 »

And having got that out of my system I'll go back to reading the news item about how people don't do any work on Fridays ...
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« Reply #81 on: 11:22:12, 03-08-2007 »

PW -  Cheesy
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« Reply #82 on: 09:13:15, 04-08-2007 »

Cheesy Cheesy Perfect W

The nose-cone of something has landed on the promenade there or is that at a disused wartime batter pudding shelter? This provides the perfect opportunity to ask one of you Sussex locals how you pronounce De La Warr (as in Pavilion). Is it like Delaware, or Deller Ware, or De La Waaa or none of these?


Deller Wear


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« Reply #83 on: 09:59:24, 04-08-2007 »


Deller Wear


...having a wild thyme down at the bank perhaps?
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« Reply #84 on: 18:22:32, 04-08-2007 »

Cheesy Cheesy Perfect W

The nose-cone of something has landed on the promenade there or is that at a disused wartime batter pudding shelter? This provides the perfect opportunity to ask one of you Sussex locals how you pronounce De La Warr (as in Pavilion). Is it like Delaware, or Deller Ware, or De La Waaa or none of these?


Deller Wear




Well, George, I've always pronounced it De La War (as in armed conflict) and nobody has ever corrected me  ....  Smiley

The nose-cone is in fact a bandstand, which apparently won a RIBA award.  IMHO, the Pavilion is a wonderful building and has in the last few years been superbly restored - with an excellent restaurant too (I don't remember batter pudding being on the menu).  Here are a few more pictures:






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« Reply #85 on: 09:33:33, 05-08-2007 »

Thank you, Perfect (if I may be so bold). 'De La War' it shall be.


Bloomin' 'eck, you can't flippin' win, can you? http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article2195538.ece 
I suppose if I just buried myself that would only increase my carbon footprint too. Catch 12.
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« Reply #86 on: 09:45:01, 05-08-2007 »

Catch 12.

12?

Very Silly Article, George... oh dear. Or at least, silly way to present the factoids therein. IMHO of course.
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« Reply #87 on: 10:06:01, 05-08-2007 »


It's one of those atomic mass jokes. Sadly, not one of the better ones. Some of them are real corkers.
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« Reply #88 on: 10:06:49, 05-08-2007 »

Now you've explained it George, it's really funny!  Grin
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« Reply #89 on: 10:16:30, 05-08-2007 »

A 'real rib tickler' is, I believe the technical term. It went down a storm at the ICI Junior Chemists Annual Dinner last night. It was one of those where you probably had to be there though. I got a 'Which isotope?' heckle but I think I maintained my dignity by bursting into tears and hiding in the lavs.
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