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« Reply #1710 on: 12:16:44, 27-01-2008 » |
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But what about the bees Ollie?
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« Reply #1711 on: 14:35:16, 27-01-2008 » |
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I'm good at drawing strength from my nearest and dearest, and my feeling about family or about my chihuahua has always been that it comes first, last and in between.
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The city is a process which always veers away from the form envisaged and desired, ... whose revenge upon its architects and planners undoes every dream of mastery. It is [also] one of the sites where Dasein is assigned the impossible task of putting right what can never be put right. - Rob Lapsley
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« Reply #1712 on: 23:09:03, 28-01-2008 » |
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Luck be a lady. Or a bloke. I don't really mind. Just be.
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« Reply #1713 on: 12:10:30, 29-01-2008 » |
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We have undertaken a review of our terms in respect of treatments for injuries sustained as a result of taking part in professional sports and would like to clarify that we will no longer cover treatment of injuries of this nature so if you participate in a professional sport and you would like to discuss how this will affect your cover please call us. (So when you ring they're going to tell you what? I think it's a bit obvious that you're not going to be covered!)  |
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We pass this way but once. This is not a rehearsal!
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« Reply #1714 on: 18:37:21, 29-01-2008 » |
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ACT OF GOD!
Oh, excuse me. I thought that you were waiting for a bus.
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« Reply #1715 on: 00:34:02, 30-01-2008 » |
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ACT OF GOD!
Oh, excuse me. I thought that you were waiting for a bus.
(bus arrivals might as well be acts of god, given the non-compensatory nature of the companies in the event of non-arrivals). POISSON  |
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« Reply #1716 on: 08:51:51, 30-01-2008 » |
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Oh great. As if a pound of greengages is going to make a difference...
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« Reply #1717 on: 12:50:39, 30-01-2008 » |
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A musician who's spent his entire life trying to get a record deal is feeling extremely depressed. He's been turned down by every record company he's ever contacted. No one seems to recognize his unique genius. So, he decides to top himself, and comes up with an ingenious plan to get back at all the record companies who've rejected him all of his life. He books time at a recording studio, and instructs the sound engineer to record everything he says, and every sound he hears, and then copy it all onto 500 CDs, and send one to every record company executive on the list that he hands the engineer.
He walks into the vocal booth; the red light is on, and he begins...."This is a message for all you sycophantic, talentless, stupid record company ****holes who've ignored me for all these years. I've dedicated my life to writing and performing beautiful, emotive, soul-touching music, and all you bastards do is discard my tapes, and sign these horrible, no-talent, ridiculous, stupid bands, and these filthy, dirty rappers! Well, you bunch of morons, I've taken all I can of your puerile, shallow industry, and it's YOU who've driven me to this! Goodbye you ' murderers of art!"
With that, he places a gun to his head and blows his brains out. The sound engineer looks up from the console, hits the talk-back button, and says, "Okay. That's fine. I've got a good level. Let's go for a take."
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« Reply #1718 on: 16:22:24, 01-02-2008 » |
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Anyone else noticed the similarity between Handel's 'Despised, rejected' from Messiah and Mozart's 'Tradito, schernito' from Cosė?
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« Reply #1719 on: 07:29:48, 02-02-2008 » |
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i just done a trump.
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« Reply #1720 on: 07:34:39, 02-02-2008 » |
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Is that rhyming slang?
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« Reply #1721 on: 09:37:35, 02-02-2008 » |
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Let's hope he was playing whist.
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« Reply #1722 on: 10:47:13, 02-02-2008 » |
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That's definitely rhyming slang.
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« Reply #1723 on: 11:23:45, 02-02-2008 » |
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« Reply #1724 on: 11:30:24, 02-02-2008 » |
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That's just a euphemism....
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