I proceed to my Welsh visit
Ron XXXXXXXXXXX
Crikey Ron, you are coming to Wales? I must alert the Media! Although I must say we have some very fetching Llamas and Alpacas round about here, which might make you feel at home, did you know Alpacas are so valuable they have to have someone living on site all day in case they get kidnapped?
"Bluddy Alpacas" sniffed a Welsh Mountain ewe, "Bet they is sponsored by L'Oreal, cos their fleece is worth it. Fleece? You call that a fleece? More like angel hair more like, did you know most of our fleeces go to Turkey? Corse, that's after we is, like, well, you know ... like dead, UK wool trade don't exist no more.
And with that she went off and wandered sadly, thinking about life, the Universe and New Zealand lamb and why the Supermarkets were flooded with it yet her Sister only sold for 122.89 pence per kilo this week and why the EU doesn't consider Britain to be a food producer any more and why Farmers are now just Custodians of the Countryside and Stewards of the Environment and encouraged to turn to pony trekking.
It ain't easy being a sheep.
Anna xx