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« Reply #811 on: 22:07:03, 21-02-2007 » |
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Ah MorticiaaaAAAAAAAAA(three octaves this time) What a joy to encounter your wonderful imagination again. Varius things are taking me on and off these Boards this evening, but, I shall return later. In the meantime and affectinate "ho". have a  |
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Ho! I may be old yet I am still lusty
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« Reply #812 on: 22:16:51, 21-02-2007 » |
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It's the BIN SHOW!
Yes, folks! From the Waffle Productions Team for Audio and Punning Resouces, it's the show that will get you Running to grab your Wheelie.
Featuring such unforgettable hits as:
'Bin It, innit?' (sung by Sarah Brightrash)
The unforgettable wheepie, 'The Way we Binned'
'I could have Binned all night!'
'Raindrops keep falling on my Bin'
'It's Binned nice while it lasted'
The caberet classic, 'Ich Bin eine Berliner' (especially composed by R. Barrett)
'Where have you Binned all my Life?' (sung by the up-and-coming Israeli/ Indonesian star, Itzbihn Tulong)
...and don't miss the interval attraction, our trashy Bran Tub-Bryn Bin!!!!
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« Reply #813 on: 22:35:01, 21-02-2007 » |
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Oh, please don't stop. I enjoy it very much.
I will not be able to go by wheely bins like before. I think I may burst into laughter and scare little children.
Bins have a special place in my heart now.
I think we should celebrate simple things in life every day. Any suggestion for the next object?
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« Reply #814 on: 22:50:00, 21-02-2007 » |
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I think I know who sends out those spam e-mails with adventure stories in them Weren`t me, guv. I wasn`t even there. Strike a light! `ere, what`s that over there? (Ducks behind sofa) |
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« Reply #815 on: 23:02:01, 21-02-2007 » |
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(Ducks behind sofa)
Duckweed behind fridge.  |
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« Reply #816 on: 23:16:33, 21-02-2007 » |
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(Ducks behind sofa)
Duckweed behind fridge. I knew it was round here somewhere. Oh damn! What a give away. No, see it`s for my friends..... |
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« Reply #817 on: 23:18:02, 21-02-2007 » |
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(Ducks behind sofa)
Duckweed behind fridge. So that's where Esmirelda got to, I had been really worried, I thought she had bin in the bins again but she has not bin behin the bin agin but has bin behind ......the fridge. A |
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« Reply #818 on: 23:19:40, 21-02-2007 » |
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh! Duckweed is behind the fridge? The cad, the bounder. Throw him out of the Club he must cheat at cards. Send for Morticiaa, she know just how to deal with Duckweed, the swine that he is! Come Morticiaa, bring your claymore and swipe the bounder. Behind the fridge. That's pretty cool of him. Where is Gordon? He's the type of duck we need to clear things up here Ma Lord - is is it Mallard? Oh for a stout Canvas Back Duck like Gordon. Where's my phone book? Ah! "Gordon, we need you here, come quickly, Morticiaa needs your help."
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« Reply #819 on: 23:21:14, 21-02-2007 » |
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Ho S'Wave, Don't worry , you will soon feel better ... are you ok?  A  |
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« Reply #820 on: 23:23:37, 21-02-2007 » |
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Soundwave, three malts. Immediately!
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« Reply #822 on: 23:25:59, 21-02-2007 » |
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Surely he needs more than that martle !! I think he has been looking at his purple bins a bit too long tonight  A |
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« Reply #823 on: 23:49:25, 21-02-2007 » |
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Ho friends! I am fine thankyou and the brain has now settled down a little. I have been indulging in a little too much Southern Comfort but my mind is clear. The wooden hill now calls and I must stroll up it to blanket bay. Have a happy night and a sweet awakening.
Cheers.
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« Reply #824 on: 23:53:46, 21-02-2007 » |
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Morticia appeared in the kitchen and fixed the fridge with a steely stare, while gently swinging her cast iron rolling pin.
`That`s quite enough of this`. she snapped. `You are no Duckweed, you are a Ruddy Duck and as such have no business here. Get out from that fridge immediately`.
`Won`t. Not going no where. Can`t make me`. came a muffled quacking.
`I can make you, you know`. said Morticia.
`No yer can`t. You can`t do nuffink`.
`Oh dear, I didn`t want to do this, but you leave me no alternative`. Morticiia shook her head. `This is going to be very embarrassing, you know`.
Silence.
`Very well then. ORANGE SAUCE!` she cried.
`OK, I`m coming out`. sniffed the Ruddy Duck. `You play dirty, you do`.
`The old ones are the best`. said Morticia with a shrug.
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