Tcha. Then, of course, after eating, you upturn it in the eggcup and bash the other end to stop the Witches using the shell as a boat.
Ah, so
that's where I've been going wrong. Explains everything.
Dates from the 1500s Mort and Scot, and then this poem from Elizabeth Fleming, believe me, we did not leave the table until the egg shells were truly smashed.
"Oh, never leave your egg-shells unbroken in the cup;
Think of us poor sailor-men and always smash them up,
For witches come and find them and sail away to sea,
And make a lot of misery for mariners like me.
They take them to the sea-shore and set them on the tide -
A broom-stick for a paddle is all they have to guide
And off they go to China or round the ports of Spain,
To try and keep our sailing ships from coming home again.
They call up all the tempests from Davy Jones's store,
And blow us into waters where we haven't been before;
And when the masts are falling in splinters on the wrecks,
The witches climb the rigging and dance upon the decks.
So never leave your egg-shells unbroken in the cup;
Think of us poor sailor-men and always smash them up;
For witches come and find them and sail away to sea,
And make a lot of misery for mariners like me."
And you thought a boiled egg was a simple breakfast? Am I the only one to know about this crunching of the shells?
Where's Sinbad and his Guinness?