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At every one of these [classical] concerts in England you will find rows of weary people who are there, not because they really like classical music, but because they think they ought to like it. (Shaw, Don Juan in Hell)
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Beware of the tongue! Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas In Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(See WC Fields was right, "Lightly fried" is the best way to eat)
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors In case anyone hasn't seen it already, my own favourite from the International Herald Tribune a few years ago: In Surprise, Karzai Drops Powerful Number Two |
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« Reply #245 on: 20:53:23, 11-07-2008 » |
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"It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set"
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I just popped out for some fags and saw this chilling sign in my local shop: ANYBODY MISBEHAVED
IN THE SHOP
OR ARGUES WITH THE STAFF
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"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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Seen in a pub yesterday: LARGE FISH AND CHIPS - £9.95
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« Reply #249 on: 12:54:26, 15-07-2008 » |
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Open Monday to Wednesday 9am to 4 pm
Tuesday to Sunday 9am to 4 pm.
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« Reply #251 on: 14:23:17, 16-07-2008 » |
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Ah, but nobody squashes peas quite like the Brits.
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Click me -> About meor me -> my handmade storeNo, I'm not a complete idiot. I'm only a halfwit. In fact I'm actually a catfish. |
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« Reply #253 on: 23:13:59, 25-07-2008 » |
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'is this all we can do?' anonymous student of the University of Berkeley, California quoted in H. Draper, 'The new student revolt' (New York: Grove Press, 1965) http://www.myspace.com/itensemble |
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