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« Reply #390 on: 06:48:31, 20-05-2008 »

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/20/science/20walrus.html?pagewanted=1&hp

For music lovers I particularly wish to point out the following passage from the 2nd page:


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...Calves might also need time to learn how to play — music, that is. It turns out that Odobenus is an acoustic genius, its body an all-in-one band. Males woo females with lengthy compositions that have been compared in the complexity of their structure and phrasing to the songs of nightingales and humpback whales, but that use a greater number of body parts.

Walruses sing with their fleshy and muscular lips, tongues, muzzles and noses. They sing by striking their flippers against their chests to hit their pharyngeal pouches, balloon-like extensions of the trachea that are unique to Odobenus and that also serve as flotation devices.

In full breeding tilt, the bulls sound like a circus, a construction site, a Road Runner cartoon. They whistle, beep, rasp, strum, bark and knock. They make bell tones, jackhammer drills, train-track clatters and the rubber-band boing! of Wile E. Coyote getting bonked on the head. They mix and match their boings, bells and knocks, they speed up and slow down, they vocalize underwater, in the air, at the bubbly border between. They sing nonstop for days at a time, and their songs can be heard up to 10 miles away. They listen to one another, take tips from one another and change their tune as time and taste require.

Nobody yet knows what a female listens for while she hears one or more suitors singing, but listen she apparently does, for she eventually dives from her icy perch and into the water to mate with a well-tempered male, and evidence suggests she will shun anyone who can’t carry a tune. And though females in the wild do not sing as the males do, they have the anatomical chops to make music and will happily perform the entire walrus Billboard chart if given the right incentive — like the promise of food or affection from Leah Coombs, one of the masterly trainers at Six Flags.

Reporting in the December issue of the journal Animal Cognition, Dr. Schusterman and Dr. Reichmuth described their efforts to explore the extent of the walrus’s vocal talents, its capacity to invent acoustical sequences when given the cue.

Experienced trainers worked with two 12-year-old walruses, Sivuqaq the male and a female named Siku (both names are Inuit), reinforcing the mammals’ behaviors by dispensing or withholding food rewards and demanding that the walruses strive ever harder to generate innovative sounds and sound combinations.

The breadth of the walruses’ creativity exceeded all expectations, not only during training sessions but also during downtime. Dr. Reichmuth said one walrus figured out how to use a rubber toy in the pool as an instrument by pressing it against a window and blasting air through it until it sounded like a bugle. Soon two other walruses in the pool had learned to do the same thing.

“To use a tool to produce an innovative sound, and to learn about that behavior socially,” Dr. Reichmuth said, “now that is impressive.”
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« Reply #391 on: 12:27:43, 20-05-2008 »

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reinforcing the mammals’ behaviors by dispensing or withholding food rewards and demanding that the walruses strive ever harder to generate innovative sounds and sound combinations.

Withholding food until they produced some interesting musical sounds?   If only this were legal during rehearsals...
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« Reply #392 on: 09:10:41, 28-05-2008 »

Well thanks very much!  As if some of us haven't got enough of the stuff already!  Grin

"If your car is covered with a layer of sand or dirt today, it may have come all the way from the Sahara desert.

The UK does not normally receive airstreams coming from Africa - usually they travel in from the Atlantic - but winds today are blowing in from the desert region.

"As wind blows across the Sahara it carries off particles of sand - tonnes of it every day," said Sky News weather presenter Francis Wilson.

"The warm airstream carries the sand thousands of miles, and dust has already fallen over Spain and France.

"There could well be some Saharan dust mixed up in the rain that is going to fall in England and Wales.

"It's a pretty rare event - the dust reaches us only once or twice a year."

The Saharan dust itself is not responsible for the thunderstorms forecast for Britain today, but the hot air from Africa is what will provoke the torrential downpours.

Areas affected by heavy rain may experience localised flooding, the Met Office has warned.

But there is good news for later this week, when the Sun is expected to come out and temperatures are forecast to reach 22C in some parts of Britain."

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« Reply #393 on: 09:37:27, 28-05-2008 »

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reinforcing the mammals’ behaviors by dispensing or withholding food rewards and demanding that the walruses strive ever harder to generate innovative sounds and sound combinations.

Withholding food until they produced some interesting musical sounds?   If only this were legal during rehearsals...
I'm sure a conductor from years ago used to do that (I was a teenager - they could do what they liked in those days).  Every time I hear "die Meistersingers.." I can taste Fox's Classic biscuits. It's very odd.
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« Reply #394 on: 21:54:24, 03-06-2008 »

This is so funny, I mean it's just plain stupid

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« Reply #395 on: 20:08:44, 06-06-2008 »

British  scientists intend to blast missiles into the moon
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7438270.stm
I'm not surprised after their long range martian success with the test missile 'Beagle' the moon should be easy but I'll give you 5 to 4 on that they miss completely next time  Sad


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« Reply #396 on: 20:15:52, 06-06-2008 »

"If your car is covered with a layer of sand or dirt today, it may have come all the way from the Sahara desert".
No, I do not possess a car that has come from there.

"The Saharan dust itself is not responsible for the thunderstorms forecast for Britain today, but the hot air from Africa is what will provoke the torrential downpours".
Hot air from Africa, indeed? I blame that Robert Mugabe meself.

"Areas affected by heavy rain may experience localised flooding, the Met Office has warned".
Well I never! And may one suppose that areas affected by no rain at all may be at risk of drought, or am I being too fanciful here?

But there is good news for later this week, when the Sun is expected to come out
Well, that's good news for Rupert Murdoch, I suppose...
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« Reply #397 on: 22:16:58, 11-06-2008 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/7448006.stm
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« Reply #398 on: 21:42:52, 12-06-2008 »


Animals: always present during the silly season. Smiley
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« Reply #399 on: 18:19:21, 14-06-2008 »

remedial adj. Intended to correct or improve deficient skills in a specific subject

so, Angels.....

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« Reply #400 on: 20:03:11, 14-06-2008 »

Cheesy

I've seen many NEN-, CEN-, and ISO-standards on fire safety, but I can't remember reading anything about massage centres. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #401 on: 21:07:32, 14-06-2008 »

remedial adj. Intended to correct or improve deficient skills in a specific subject

so, Angels.....
Dear Brother John
Evening Star eh. Brothels on fire? I'm not suprised. this is typical of the modern dissolute, degenerate, depraved, immoral, debauched, dissapated and self indulgent guttersnipe journalists and their capitalist editors and proprietors. They are nearly as bad as The Daily Wessel. May I humbly suggest the You stick to the tried and trusted Morning Star like Me and Brother Pace.
Yours Eversohumbly
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« Reply #402 on: 23:40:51, 14-06-2008 »

May I humbly suggest the You stick to the tried and trusted Morning Star like Me and Brother Pace.
Do we really want to stick to this thing? or is it some sort of penance?
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« Reply #403 on: 11:24:16, 15-06-2008 »

Evening Star eh. Brothels on fire? I'm not suprised. this is typical of the modern dissolute, degenerate, depraved, immoral, debauched, dissapated and self indulgent guttersnipe journalists and their capitalist editors and proprietors. They are nearly as bad as The Daily Wessel. May I humbly suggest the You stick to the tried and trusted Morning Star like Me and Brother Pace.
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Wessel, I don't read the Evening Star, and don't you get too serious about it, it's just a link I received to a humorous story. Please refrain from using my postings as an opportunity to promote your failed political inclinations.  Cheesy

The article has a very serious subject. Clearly the management haven't got a clue how to protect their customers in the event of a fire which might block the rear exit  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #404 on: 11:56:06, 15-06-2008 »

The article has a very serious subject.

A very serious subject indeed, John!

To give you a small impression:

http://www.iso.org/iso/iso_catalogue/catalogue_tc/catalogue_tc_browse.htm?commid=50552

There are also national and European standards. We're trying to make things more comprehensible, but that isn't very easy.

I'm not complaining: it's a satisfying job. Smiley
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