Religious texts are not necessarily primarily moral - Have you read the Bhagavad Gita? (Ghandi's bedside reading) It includes a guide to conduct, certainly, but only as a by-product, as it were, of the insight into the nature of life.
As it happens; it's also beside my bedside! But I have yet to open it. Any Day Now....
The book of the Bible I use most are the Psalms, which certainly are not a moral text book, rather a series of songs of praise, thanksgiving and lament.
And what about the vindictive psalms? I can't resist a quote, alas:
"Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places."
&c. (
http://www.htmlbible.com/kjv20/B19C109.htm), for one instance.
Is this a song of praise, thanksgiving, or lament?
The Gospel of John has hardly any specific moral teaching at all.
I have to admit that me memory of the gospels is a bit fuzzy, except a lot of people get pissed off at Paul from what I recall.
Interesting you found the religious bits of Portrait "wishy-washy". I found them terrifying!!
Maybe I was just a little familiar with the rhetoric; I tend rather to phase such things out when I hear them.
I rather like it actually, but I take your point: we could be in Borges territory if it got much longer.
Yay. Borges. (I have nothing to add, though).
Some years ago I took an evening course in Astrology, taught by a professional astrologer. I was never sure how much he believed in the metaphysical elements of it, but what I took away from it was something very similar to what you say here. An astrological profile ("horoscope") is simply an aid to self-analysis, by raising questions about yourself that you might otherwise not have examined. The equivalent of a psychologist sitting you down and saying "how do you feel about that?" -- but considerably cheaper
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Except to my mind it's intellectually dishonest. For one, the astronomical data they use is rather a bit out of date (there are currently, and have been for some time, 13 zodiac signs; I think Orfucious)
But that's not important. Some people (not myself, though), would say that religions often serve the same function.