Well, the latest from this neck of the woods is that the PW Virgin Broadband is well and truly buglered - long conversations last night with Virgin operatives in diverse exotic locations (well, Mumbai and Llansamlet) revealed that, in addition to the frequent outages lately, I have a problem in the set-top box. Fasolt and Fafner are booked to come and fix it tomorrow afternoon.
Some of the conversations were almost surreal (especially at 25p per minute*):
Virgin operative: How do you connect your computer to the set-top box?
Me: Through a router
VO: Can you plug the computer into the box direct?
Me: No, it's in a different part of the house. That's why I use a router.
VO: This makes things awkward. Can you move your computer?
Me: No, not while I'm on hold on a premium-rate helpline I can't.
VO: Well we need to check whether the problem is in the router.
Me: It isn't. The router is working normally and the PC is telling me it has a connection.
VO: Well I need you to be sitting at your computer. Can you call back on your mobile?
Me: This is a premium-rate helpline, and we're trying to sort out your failure to deliver a service. Why can't you call me on my mobile?
VO: We're not really supposed to do that.
Me: Can I speak to a supervisor?
VO: OK, in your case I'll make a special exception.
[VO calls back on mobile. By this time I am seated at the computer in other rooom]
VO: Good. Fine. Can you see the set-top box?
*to be fair, once they established that the fault was in their kit they said they'd waive the cost of the call