Ha ha ha!
I'm reading this on my pda which doesn't show pictures. So with this last lot of text I read "two fat ladies in directory enquiries" and "does he look like that Mary Chambers" (as in "ooo that Mary Chambers......". Naturally, I have what may well be a completely false image of you now Mary. Funny how these things happen.
Tommo
I read it like that at first, too
. It just shows the importance of commas - "Eats, Shoots and Leaves".
I don't look a
bit like a garden gnome. Honestly. I don't have a beard, to start with.
Yes, t-p, he looks very like that.