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Author Topic: Signs o' th' Times  (Read 8632 times)
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« Reply #30 on: 06:44:43, 25-04-2007 »

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« Reply #31 on: 07:30:55, 25-04-2007 »

Now come along George. When are you going to post a door sign? You know the one I mean and you know you want to. Oh go on. We`re waiting .....
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« Reply #32 on: 07:48:22, 25-04-2007 »

Oh; I remember seeing this sign by a big pendulum in a museum somewhere (possibly on the internet, but I think in real life)

Warning
Do not touch
10000 Ohms
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« Reply #33 on: 07:52:53, 25-04-2007 »

The American on

NO SOLICITORS

One presumes that the presence of barristers may be tolerated...

Best,

Alistair
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« Reply #34 on: 08:03:41, 25-04-2007 »

THIS DOOR IS ALARMED always makes me wonder what it is worried about.
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« Reply #35 on: 08:18:18, 25-04-2007 »

DOGS MUST BE CARRIED ON THE ESCALATOR

Sometimes it can difficult to find one to carry.
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« Reply #36 on: 09:06:42, 25-04-2007 »

I had thought of placing this in the Grumpy Rant Room, but perhaps it's more interesting here.

I was again yesterday struck by the list of things "Passengers must not" do on our local buses. The first reads:
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...stand forward of this point
Is this some kind of slang for "stand further forward than this point" I wonder? Since the position taken in standing is not per se an actual function of "this point" it must be wondered what actually is the point.

The second thing "passengers must not" do is this:
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...speak to or distract the driver's vision while the bus is moving
Now while I have many times wanted to speak to the driver - often to complain about the ride - I have never thought of appealing to his vision!

What is detected here, of course, is known as "political correctness"! How else can a sentence be framed that avoids using the pronoun "his"?!! But isn't something really wrong when PC requirements override those of the English language? Shocked

We have a strong ethnic mix in my part of the world, and more than 100 languages are spoken every day. It seems to me that if I (as a native Englishman) cannot understand such important Health and Safety regulations, what must they mean to the rest?

Baz  Huh Shocked Angry
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« Reply #37 on: 10:07:25, 25-04-2007 »

I can never find this place on the map...



x Jan x
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« Reply #38 on: 10:36:12, 25-04-2007 »

There's a sign just as you enter the village of Hints on the A5:

HINTS
Please Drive Carefully

I keep looking out for the next hint... don't run with scissors or something  Roll Eyes

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« Reply #39 on: 11:13:49, 25-04-2007 »

On my first-ever visit to the USSR in 1979 (to what was then Leningrad) in the days when you had to go in regimented tour-groups, our group was accommodated at the Hotel Leningrad, where a conference about polymer resins and their industrial applications was in progress. Above the hotel's imposing entrance hung an enormous banner in English, which said:

"THE HOTEL LENINGRAD WELCOMES RUBBER ENTHUSIASTS"
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« Reply #40 on: 12:10:57, 25-04-2007 »



Leningrad, here I come.
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« Reply #41 on: 16:20:05, 25-04-2007 »

This is not really a sign, but I have just seen the following on a local newspaper placard and I have been mentally gaping ever since.

DAD DIES AFTER DRINKING FROM LAVA LAMP

Speechless, I am!!!!!

                     
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« Reply #42 on: 16:55:41, 25-04-2007 »

Reminds me of the famous

Sibelius dies after hearing Sargent conduct his Fifth Symphony
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« Reply #43 on: 17:03:38, 25-04-2007 »

When Philip Larkin died the headline in the Morning Star was:

Best Selling Poet Dies in Privately Funded Hospital
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« Reply #44 on: 17:10:21, 25-04-2007 »

Is

TITANIC SUNK - S****HORPE MAN FEARED DROWNED

in the local paper true or an urban myth?
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