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Been away from the MB for, oh, all of 32 hours, and missed you all!  So thought I'd weigh in with something meaningful and profound: Observed on a railway station platform, just yesterday: Toilets Closed
Sorry for InconveniencesNow, is that just witty, or the product of an insufficient understanding of English?  Wot? Mort  |
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Here's one from a small hotel in Newtonmore, up the A9 towards Inverness: they're obviously aware of the global need for water conservation (in the Highlands?) and have probably seen notices in other hotels; but did they actually read it back to themselves before printing it?  |
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« Reply #62 on: 23:42:54, 29-04-2007 » |
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Been away from the MB for, oh, all of 32 hours, and missed you all! So thought I'd weigh in with something meaningful and profound: Observed on a railway station platform, just yesterday: Toilets Closed
Sorry for InconveniencesNow, is that just witty, or the product of an insufficient understanding of English? Wot? Mort Mart, coupla of these and I I`ll fink on it....  |
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« Reply #63 on: 23:45:35, 29-04-2007 » |
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Mort, does this help?  |
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« Reply #65 on: 23:51:23, 29-04-2007 » |
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From a hotel in Bludenz.  |
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« Reply #66 on: 00:03:56, 30-04-2007 » |
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Mort, does this help? Perfect, darling tinky wink. Thank you. Now, as I was saying ..... |
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« Reply #67 on: 20:07:31, 30-04-2007 » |
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From the ENT Department waiting room at the Royal Sussex County Hospital:
PATIENTS ARE ASKED TO REFRAIN FROM CLIMBING ON THE WENDY HOUSE
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At every one of these [classical] concerts in England you will find rows of weary people who are there, not because they really like classical music, but because they think they ought to like it. (Shaw, Don Juan in Hell)
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« Reply #68 on: 22:34:40, 30-04-2007 » |
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From the ENT Department waiting room at the Royal Sussex County Hospital:
PATIENTS ARE ASKED TO REFRAIN FROM CLIMBING ON THE WENDY HOUSE
Spoil sports!! I saw this in Richmond, Surrey earlier on today - NO DOGS ON GRASS. As if! Any dog worth its Bonio would favour a sweet sherry and a pinch of snuff. |
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« Reply #71 on: 18:37:52, 01-05-2007 » |
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« Reply #72 on: 19:18:17, 01-05-2007 » |
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I think you may need some of these Baz.... Do notice who has made these particular ones... isn't he a versatile chappie ? !!!    A |
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« Reply #73 on: 18:27:57, 02-05-2007 » |
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Seen near Leicester Square today...  A |
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