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I suspect network south -east and Metronet have put their orders for a fleet in already.
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'...A celebrity is someone who didn't get the attention they needed as an adult'
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« Reply #76 on: 20:02:34, 03-05-2007 » |
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there's a sign in kensington gardens which says
all dogs must be kept on lead in this area
i always imagine a long-suffering dog-owner huffing and puffing...
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« Reply #77 on: 22:48:44, 03-05-2007 » |
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I saw a sign tonight at the station ..
'Accessible toilets on the other side of the station'
I wonder how we all cope with non- accessible toilets ..??
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« Reply #78 on: 22:58:18, 03-05-2007 » |
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Grafitti seen today in a GENTS toilet: 'I'm seriously starting to wonder if my boyfriend is gay.'  |
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Green. Always green.
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« Reply #79 on: 22:59:25, 03-05-2007 » |
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'I'm seriously starting to wonder if my boyfriend is gay.' Perhaps the word 'really' should be understood between the last two words? Or perhaps not. |
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« Reply #80 on: 23:01:26, 03-05-2007 » |
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"Toilets out of order. Please use floor below."
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« Reply #81 on: 23:04:41, 03-05-2007 » |
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A very fine yodeller and esteemed Bavarian player of cowbells once alerted me to the following:  |
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« Reply #82 on: 23:09:37, 03-05-2007 » |
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A very fine yodeller and esteemed Bavarian player of cowbells once alerted me to the following: Ollie,  Hoot, howling laughter, inadvertant spraying of wine over table! |
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« Reply #83 on: 23:11:16, 03-05-2007 » |
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In traffic I enjoy pulling up behind dirty white vans as they generally have something humorous written in the dirt.
I like: Also available in white!
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« Reply #84 on: 23:13:28, 03-05-2007 » |
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And the ever popular
CLEAN ME !
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A very fine yodeller and esteemed Bavarian player of cowbells once alerted me to the following: Ollie, Hoot, howling laughter, inadvertant spraying of wine over table! Tea in my case, but the effect was largely the same ... |
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At every one of these [classical] concerts in England you will find rows of weary people who are there, not because they really like classical music, but because they think they ought to like it. (Shaw, Don Juan in Hell)
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« Reply #86 on: 23:16:12, 03-05-2007 » |
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The favourite up in the the untamed north is
I wish my wife was as dirty as this
Ollie - your contraceptive advice is now circulating round several HE establishments up here...
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« Reply #87 on: 23:20:24, 03-05-2007 » |
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Hope you can read this one. Also from Veronika. Timpani part from a Bruch symphony. Have a squizz at the change in tuning just before letter K.  |
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« Reply #88 on: 23:27:13, 03-05-2007 » |
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As my white haired old grandmother used to say, `Composers! Nowt better than they should be and a lot worse besides. Now, let`s have another listen to that Bruch person`.
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« Reply #89 on: 23:59:13, 03-05-2007 » |
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Here's another of Veronika's favourites.  |
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