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Author Topic: Today's Humorous News Story  (Read 14553 times)
thompson1780
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« Reply #435 on: 14:33:22, 12-08-2008 »

I didn't think this sort of thing happened in Switzerland:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/12/3

That's just brilliant!

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« Reply #436 on: 01:27:32, 13-08-2008 »

Today's Ridiculous News Story:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/2496941/Silvio-Berlusconi-covers-up-distracting-breasts-in-painting.html

Remember that 'Allo 'Allo! painting with the missing boobie?

Unless I missed something (which I would gladly admit to, in return for the restoration of my credibility) the painting was "The fallen Madonna with the big boobies"
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« Reply #437 on: 01:38:42, 13-08-2008 »

What on earth inspired the idea of an inflatable turd? no. NO! I don't want to know.
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« Reply #438 on: 07:59:43, 13-08-2008 »

Some jolly ones here...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2008/aug/12/bushlol?picture=336501045
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« Reply #439 on: 09:53:46, 13-08-2008 »

Today's Ridiculous News Story:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/2496941/Silvio-Berlusconi-covers-up-distracting-breasts-in-painting.html

Remember that 'Allo 'Allo! painting with the missing boobie?

Unless I missed something (which I would gladly admit to, in return for the restoration of my credibility) the painting was "The fallen Madonna with the big boobies"

Fret not, Kitty, you remember correctly: perhaps Pim was never completely abreast of the details.  Wink
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« Reply #440 on: 10:24:39, 13-08-2008 »

Unless I missed something (which I would gladly admit to, in return for the restoration of my credibility) the painting was "The fallen Madonna with the big boobies"
Fret not, Kitty, you remember correctly: perhaps Pim was never completely abreast of the details.  Wink

Oh dear, there's an entry on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fallen_Madonna

The revenge of René and Yvette:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebwSBxRC2TE&feature=related

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« Reply #441 on: 11:18:42, 13-08-2008 »

Unless I missed something (which I would gladly admit to, in return for the restoration of my credibility) the painting was "The fallen Madonna with the big boobies"
Fret not, Kitty, you remember correctly: perhaps Pim was never completely abreast of the details.  Wink

Oh dear, there's an entry on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fallen_Madonna


...which clearly gives the origin of the missing boobie.  So, Pim is obviously fully stacked  Wink

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« Reply #442 on: 11:34:14, 13-08-2008 »

So, Pim is obviously fully stacked  Wink 

Indeed his cup runneth over.
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« Reply #443 on: 13:03:11, 13-08-2008 »

Not really a news story or really humorous, but...



(more here)
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« Reply #444 on: 02:58:45, 14-08-2008 »

Good to know I'm not the only one with a blind spot for previous posts...  Wink
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« Reply #445 on: 09:00:45, 14-08-2008 »

I like this. You can just see it, can't you? Some rooky in the design department does a quick google for pix of Birmingham, and...

http://www.birminghampost.net/news/west-midlands-news/2008/08/13/americans-find-funny-side-of-birmingham-skyline-mix-up-65233-21529611/
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« Reply #446 on: 17:24:57, 18-08-2008 »

Easy to see how the confusion arose Cheesy

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« Reply #447 on: 16:57:06, 25-08-2008 »

I wonder what Anty and Mort will think of this!  Grin


Priest to hold nun beauty pageant 
 
Internet users will be able to choose their favourite nun from photographs
An Italian priest says he is organising the world's first beauty pageant for nuns to erase a stereotype of them as being old and dour.

Antonio Rungi says The Miss Sister Italy online contest will start on his blog in September.

"Nuns are above all women and beauty is a gift from God," he told Italy's Corriere della Sera newspaper.

He is asking nuns to send their photos to him, saying that internet users will then choose the winner.

Father Rungi stressed that nuns were not being invited to parade in bathing suits, saying it will be up to them whether they pose with the traditional veil or with their heads uncovered.

"This contest will be a way to show there isn't just the beauty we see on television but also a more discreet charm," the priest, who lives near the southern city of Naples, told the Corriere della Sera.

"You really think all nuns are old, stunted and sad? This isn't the case anymore," he said, pointing out that many young nuns had arrived to Italy from around the world.

He added that the idea of staging such a contest had been suggested by nuns themselves.

 
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« Reply #448 on: 17:10:09, 25-08-2008 »

He added that the idea of staging such a contest had been suggested by nuns themselves.

Hmm...Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves, eh?  I hate to be mischievous - oh, OK, I don't really - but what on earth (or elsewhere) would the prizes be?  I can't think of a single suggestion that wouldn't have got me a severe beating for sacrilege at my Christian Bros school.
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« Reply #449 on: 10:27:59, 28-08-2008 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/7585098.stm

Can anyone think of a suitable 6 letter password?

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