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Author Topic: Today's Humorous News Story  (Read 14553 times)
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« Reply #465 on: 20:10:52, 02-10-2008 »

"Schiller, who died in 1805, is best known for his poem Ode to Joy."

Is this really Schiller's best known work?


I thought it was by Andy Freude.

Seriously, it can surely only claim to be well known because of its association with Beethoven 9.  A snap poll of the three people available for questioning (all English, if that's significant) shows that all three know the tune, two know it's called 'Ode to Joy' and none knows who wrote the words.  If we accept familiarity by association it could be argued that Wilhelm Tell is as well known as An die Freude
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« Reply #466 on: 21:20:53, 02-10-2008 »

Perhaps "humorous" isn't quite the word - but the news that Met Police Chief "Sir" Ian Blair has been forced to resign left me in a euphoric mood that has not yet evaporated Smiley
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« Reply #467 on: 21:36:19, 02-10-2008 »

Perhaps "humorous" isn't quite the word - but the news that Met Police Chief "Sir" Ian Blair has been forced to resign left me in a euphoric mood that has not yet evaporated Smiley

Hmm ... if I thought this had anything to do with Blair's being held to account for the murder of Jean Charles de Menezes I would be inclined to agree, but it looks much more like Boris Johnson flexing his political muscles and removing a public official deemed to be an opponent.  On past form, I can't see any evidence that Bozza's conscience would have been troubled any more by the Menezes incident than that of Livingstone, Blair (or Blair).
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« Reply #468 on: 21:40:12, 02-10-2008 »

Perhaps "humorous" isn't quite the word - but the news that Met Police Chief "Sir" Ian Blair has been forced to resign left me in a euphoric mood that has not yet evaporated Smiley

As a variant of the old saying about the Beatles expiring in reverse order of talent, a colleague of mine suggested the Blairs - Lionel, Tony and Ian - were falling from prominence in the wrong order.

It took a long time for him to go but it was almost worth waiting for: 'I'm leaving because Boris wants me to' - oh, the ignominy!
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« Reply #469 on: 21:59:30, 02-10-2008 »

On past form, I can't see any evidence that Bozza's conscience would have been troubled any more by the Menezes incident than that of Livingstone, Blair (or Blair).

True enough - but whatever his reasons, Our Man From The Spectator has consistently refused to endorse Blair from the onset of his tenure as Mayor.   This makes nonsense  of Blair's witterings that he went because of lack of Mayoral support - in any case, he was a political appointment by his namesake.   My immediate thoughts were that the ongoing Menezes Inquiry is reaching a critical stage, and Blair realised he's going to emerge poorly from it. 

My personal hypothesis has always been that it was Blair's order to shoot-to-kill, and he intended to become a "hero" by carrying out summary justice on London's streets...   the plan backfired, but a palm-scratching club has conspired to conceal the level of his involvement...  until now.
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« Reply #470 on: 22:20:06, 02-10-2008 »

On past form, I can't see any evidence that Bozza's conscience would have been troubled any more by the Menezes incident than that of Livingstone, Blair (or Blair).

True enough - but whatever his reasons, Our Man From The Spectator has consistently refused to endorse Blair from the onset of his tenure as Mayor.   This makes nonsense  of Blair's witterings that he went because of lack of Mayoral support - in any case, he was a political appointment by his namesake.   My immediate thoughts were that the ongoing Menezes Inquiry is reaching a critical stage, and Blair realised he's going to emerge poorly from it. 


The big difference is that Johnson took over the chair of the Metropolitan Police Authority on Tuesday (formerly it had been held by a member of the GLA), and therefore acquired executive power over policing in London.  On Wednesday  he summoned Blair and told him that there needed to be a change of leadership.  On Thursday, Blair resigns.  It looks to me as if Johnson was biding his time and waiting for the opportunity to remove a police chief who was obviously very close to New Labour and Ken Livingstone.

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« Reply #471 on: 22:41:07, 04-10-2008 »

It's that time of year again when the Ig Nobel Prize awards are announced to cheer us up, just when we need it. And the awards for 2008 go to: http://improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2008
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« Reply #472 on: 01:58:33, 05-10-2008 »

My personal hypothesis has always been that it was Blair's order to shoot-to-kill, and he intended to become a "hero" by carrying out summary justice on London's streets...   the plan backfired, but a palm-scratching club has conspired to conceal the level of his involvement...  until now.
Well hens teeth! Could this be true?  Sad
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« Reply #473 on: 10:19:57, 05-10-2008 »

It's that time of year again when the Ig Nobel Prize awards are announced to cheer us up, just when we need it. And the awards for 2008 go to: http://improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2008

Quite astonishing.  I wonder what the conversation was like that started the Economics project......

I actually find the biology one quite important.  Now we know that, we can fool cat fleas into thinking they are on a dog (e.g. by spraying with wee, saying 'Sit, Tiddles!', etc), which will mean they will jump further.  That means we will have to increase the distance between cats for fear of them catching fleas from each other.  That will indubitably mean a smaller population of cats, as there isn't enough space for them.....

No flaws in that logic, surely

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« Reply #474 on: 10:52:53, 05-10-2008 »

No flaws in that logic, surely

None that couldn't be overcome by a "leap of faith" (dog-flea-sized), Tommo. An excellent scheme. I'm itching to get started on it.
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« Reply #475 on: 11:34:01, 05-10-2008 »

It's that time of year again when the Ig Nobel Prize awards are announced to cheer us up, just when we need it. And the awards for 2008 go to: http://improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2008

Actually, the research that got the medicine award seems quite important to me, since it seems to say quite a lot about how social conditioning relates to the placebo effect - and I'd argue that the placebo effect is something about which it would, as a society, be very useful to know more.

I'm actually quite a big fan of Dan Ariely's work, more information about which can be found at:

http://www.predictablyirrational.com/
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« Reply #476 on: 18:34:29, 09-10-2008 »

He gave up after 15 minutes:

http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/hp/content/oh/story/news/local/2008/10/08/sns100908noise.html?imw=Y

I always thought the name of that composer was Debussy (and not DeBussy). Undecided
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« Reply #477 on: 01:23:16, 11-10-2008 »

Perhaps "humorous" isn't quite the word - but the news that Met Police Chief "Sir" Ian Blair has been forced to resign left me in a euphoric mood that has not yet evaporated Smiley

Has it still not "evaporated" ?
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« Reply #478 on: 11:45:17, 11-10-2008 »

This headline woke me up!  Shocked  Fortunately the heading wasn't meant to be taken literally.  Wink

STEPHEN HAWKING GETS CAST IN BRONZE STATUE

One of the greatest living scientists, Professor Stephen Hawking, is to be depicted in a bronze statue sited near his office in Cambridge. The sculptor, 32-year-old Brightonian Eve Shepherd, has been following Hawking around to learn more about his personality.

The statue will cost £250,000, and aims to show the "power of Professor Hawking's mind and the fragility of his body". A scale model's been made that shows Hawking inside a whirl of some kind, like a black hole. You can see that above. The artist is unsure when the final sculpture will be complete.

(via BBC)

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« Reply #479 on: 01:32:57, 12-10-2008 »

Really Black Monday 13.10.08
Slimy reptiles selling Big Issue ....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7665515.stm.
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