I have not the foggiest idea what any of the above actually means. I assume it is the product of some deep and meaningful insight, but none of it in any way connects with my experience of this composer's music over many years of performance and analysis.
Baz
It's quite simple really Baz. Let me talk you through it.
This is almost certainly related to the fact that the wholly undialectical model of Bach thus presented, as a relatively passive product of the norms of his time, is in reality very close to your own highly conservative view. I had thought that this view of Bach had mostly died out after the 1950s, amongst those German musicologists who had moved from exhorting how Bach expressed the spirit of the German race in the 1930s and 40s, to propagating Bach's music as a representation of divine order in the 1950s.
Here he's calling you a Nazi.
But only a highly superficial analysis could manage to override all the many ambiguities, complex emotions, visionary explorations and much more in Bach (which can be analysed in detail through his harmonic and contrapuntal writing, if one is prepared to jettison an approach that imposes overriding hierarchies upon the music from without).
Here's he's calling you a superficial lightweight with no idea about Bach's actual music.
Why does this still exist? Just thinking about this right now has clarified something I'm going to be exploring in a paper I'm giving in Manchester this weekend. The very fear of those ambiguities, the fear of emotion when it cannot be 'contained', the need to find some semblance of order in the face of an uncertain world, aspects of the authoritatian personality that are all quintessential characteristics of the British male (and some from former British colonies), are what lead to a particular appropriation of Bach especially by various British HIPsters (the particular use of historical evidence manages to force the music into such a mould in performance).
Here he's going on his Anglophobe trip. I'm sure you're familiar with it by now. Note the cunning reference to underwear. A characteristically English vein of humour.
But so much is lost in this quasi-militaristic process,
Here he's backing up the Nazi bit again in case you missed it.
and it really is true to say that 'They say Bach and mean Telemann'. I hadn't realised before now the ways in which gender in particular informed this conception.
No, fair enough, even I didn't see the gender bit coming. Where the heck did THAT come from? Beats me. Bach was a bloke, he's a bloke and you're a bloke. No idea.
It is a shame to see Bach's music marred by such a low-down variety of politics.
I think we can all agree with this one at least.
What one hears in certain works in these respects also has much to do with the particular performances. There is the world of difference between the relatively uncritical insertion of clear hierarchies, performed light, clean, quickly and affably in numerous works of Bach and others by Norrington or Hogwood, and the use of those same types of hierarchies in order to demonstrate the sometimes almost unbearable tension between the material and its formal context in performances of Harnoncourt, despite all three being HIPsters. And performance decisions in these respects are equally related to wider social/political concerns, rather than the latter just concerning composers, works and listeners.
Here he's going in to bat for Count Johann Nicolaus Graf de la Fontaine und d'Harnoncourt-Unverzagt. I've always thought Austrian aristocrats were inherently closer to the lifeblood of this music. It's been left to Protestant university teachers and choirmasters for far too long.
Of course, it's just as uncontroversial to go in to bat for Count Johann Nicolaus Graf de la Fontaine und d'Harnoncourt-Unverzagt as it is to go in to bat for Bach. I do wish sometimes that someone might go for a bit of advocacy of less canonical musicians...