Anyone who calls themselves a "rock chick" is definitely middle class in my book
Not the only clue, burning dog. When I first came to this thread I hadn't got far beyond her
jeans and scruffy shoes. A
Grauniad journalist is wearing such gear for one reason only - she chooses to do so, just as the people she disparages choose to wear evening dress. There will, of course, be plenty of people there who wear plain clothes because that's all they have. I used to be one of those people but I enjoyed my opera, I still turn up in plain clothes and it's never been a problem. The comments of trj and Ian Pace made me read to the end but I'm afraid that if Laura Barton is making any significant points I still don't know what they are. This is, as I said earlier, journalism by numbers. LB is following rule no 1 - write about what you know; and what Laura Barton knows is, quite clearly, Laura Barton. Almost every point she made amounted to little more than 'I didn't like this'.*
There is something almost Freudian about the composition she chooses as the exemplar of enjoyable music. Opera repeats everything? That would be as opposed to:
Tutti Frutti, O Rudy, Tutti Frutti, O Rudy, Tutti Frutti, O Rudy, Tutti Frutti, O Rudy, Tutti Frutti, O Rudy Opera needs surtitles because we can't always make out what's being sung? In strict contrast, I suppose, to:
A-wop-bop-a-loo-wop-a-wop-bam-boom. All the fah-diddly-dahing smothers the plot: in contrast, once again, to
A-wop..... In fact it doesn't smother the plot at all: the plot will be about something quite simple, like plotting, killing or, just like
Tutti Frutti, shagging. Little Richard manages to change his partner's name and speciality (but nothing else) from verse to verse; opera sometimes has a bit more variation. Both repeat. Why? Well, various reasons but chiefly because it sounds good and bears repetition. Show me a 'rock chick' who has never spun the same song over and over again and I'll show you a liar. Obviously it doesn't sound good to someone who doesn't like it!
Not even in the city's most dog-eared rock venues do you find such uncouth behaviour It's good to know that things have changed radically since my days of attending rock concerts. Or do you think LB might be kidding? Or is she just surprised to find rich people can be discourteous?
"Why do they need to repeat everything?" my friend whispers. "Exactly." I reply. "They could get the whole thing done a lot faster if they just said it once." We quell the boredom by surreptitiously eating an orange On the subject of discourtesy, she's obviously one of those who has little consideration for those near her in the auditorium who might be enjoying the performance.
It is not just incidents like this that will keep me from returning to operaI knew there'd be some good news in there somewhere. Anyway, next time I feel tempted to read a
Grauniad feature article, I shall resist.
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I don't really care for the singing while it looks spectacular, it is actually very dreary musically speaking, I like it slightly less than bassline house I tell him he has three long, warbly hours before him it's too long, the music, singing and drama never work togetherJust a few of the utterly subjective pronouncements in the article.