Ahem.
I had been intending to tie up the loose ends here when the new CD arrived. But as you can read above Caiman in Germany now say they haven't got it after all. After a bit of email toing and froing, some of it apparently automated at their end, it transpires that they don't know when they will have it. So I've cancelled the order and with a bit of luck they'll be sending my money back.
I suppose that's good in a way. My ordering was enough to provoke Noel into reappearing and I don't have to pay for a new one. Still, Ollie promised a copy to the provider of the most accurate or amusing suggestion and Ollie keeps his promises.
No suggestions were actually accurate. It had fallen from the desk into an open drawer and hidden itself away among my tax records. Normally that would have ensured it remained lost until the crack of doom but German bureaucracy is pretty tough stuff and one regularly has to ferret through one's forms and, well, there it was...
For me the most amusing suggestion was the following:
... maybe you were using it for jousting practice (Australian Rules) and left it outside when bringing the kangaroo in for the night? It's very easy to do.
George, I owe you a Graupner CD. As a new Christmas in Darmstadt CD has not actually arrived I shall be in touch to discuss alternatives. But thanks to George for the invention of Australian Rules Jousting, an idea which I shall be putting to the relevant authorities very soon.
By the way, has anyone seen my copy of the ETCETERA Nieuw Ensemble Ferneyhough disc? I can't find it anywhere...