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Author Topic: Today's Humorous News Story  (Read 14553 times)
MT Wessel
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« Reply #210 on: 20:00:13, 02-12-2007 »

Local girl Miss Renminbi Yuan wins Miss World Contest .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7123055.stm
So thats bubble tea all round then (and not a word to the taxman).
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« Reply #211 on: 20:14:37, 02-12-2007 »

No Probs MT, we all have one of those days

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« Reply #212 on: 08:39:14, 04-12-2007 »

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2000/feb/24/spaceexploration.internationalnews1

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« Reply #213 on: 09:41:48, 04-12-2007 »

"Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions."

Lucky rodents.  Smiley

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« Reply #214 on: 09:47:55, 04-12-2007 »

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Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Just a normal Friday night for some people...
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« Reply #215 on: 10:16:26, 04-12-2007 »

      

"Right, done that. Now where's my cup of tea and biscuit?"
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Thank you for the music ...


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« Reply #216 on: 12:29:09, 04-12-2007 »

America knows how to honour her heroes, Mr.Garnett. He received a dish of expertly prepared custard, administered by a highly skilled NASA team (of young ladies) on his return.
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« Reply #217 on: 16:51:39, 04-12-2007 »

Michael Collins, Apollo 11 Command module pilot, finds that masturbation in zero-gravity is a lot easier than trying to dock! Wink

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« Reply #218 on: 16:57:35, 04-12-2007 »

Michael Collins, Apollo 11 Command module pilot, finds that masturbation in zero-gravity is a lot easier than trying to dock! Wink


Now now, Andy. He's just fiddling with his controls.
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« Reply #219 on: 23:05:05, 11-12-2007 »

This paragraph is on my newspage today.  Grin

"LONDON (Reuters) - The country's population is growing at its fastest rate since the 1960s, boosted by women having more babies, official figures showed on Tuesday."

You don't say!!   I wonder how else they thought the country's population might be growing.... Huh

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« Reply #220 on: 23:07:39, 11-12-2007 »

I suppose it could be more women having babies...
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« Reply #221 on: 23:21:04, 11-12-2007 »

I suppose it could be more women having babies...

Then there's the whole matter of people moving their place of domicile from one country to another. I seem to recall mention of more fellow members of the EU coming to settle in the UK in recent years than natives leaving for other shores.
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« Reply #222 on: 23:24:13, 11-12-2007 »

I suppose it could be more women having babies...

I've always blamed women for having babies. So irresponsible!

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« Reply #223 on: 23:28:01, 11-12-2007 »

Duck now, Martle!  Grin
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« Reply #224 on: 00:05:55, 12-12-2007 »

Duck now, Martle!  Grin


So he is....

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