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Author Topic: Today's Humorous News Story  (Read 14553 times)
oliver sudden
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« Reply #240 on: 13:08:29, 03-01-2008 »

-40C? 

Cripes, Reiner, what's that in F? Wink
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« Reply #241 on: 16:57:00, 03-01-2008 »

-40C is actually also -40F, it's the point where the graphs meet
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« Reply #242 on: 17:02:56, 03-01-2008 »

Mad, impulsive fool that I am, John, I'm going to make a fairly substantial bet with you that Ollie already knew that.
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« Reply #243 on: 18:49:40, 03-01-2008 »

Mad, impulsive fool that I am, John, I'm going to make a fairly substantial bet with you that Ollie already knew that.

Hmm, yes, I've just noticed the Wink what a scoundrel. Only a yank would have asked such a question.

(wonder who the word yank will upset  Roll Eyes


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« Reply #244 on: 19:20:13, 03-01-2008 »

Doesn't upset me as such but I'm actually a true blue fair dinkum Aussie, cobber.

(Er, I was born in England but that's a small although useful technicality.)
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« Reply #245 on: 19:35:12, 03-01-2008 »

Sorry Ollie, I know your ethnicity, I meant to say only a yank would have asked the question seriously, without the  Wink

Mind you, you have been known to have yanked us in fun  Tongue
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« Reply #246 on: 19:39:19, 03-01-2008 »

Is Australian an 'ethnicity'? Wink

Actually, I know a poem about that ... Hang on.
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« Reply #247 on: 19:47:23, 03-01-2008 »

You mean this one?

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Once a jolly ethnic
Camped by a billabong
Under the shade of an ethnic tree
And he sang as he watched
And waited till his ethnicity boiled
'You'll come a-waltzing Ethnicity with me'.
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« Reply #248 on: 20:29:05, 03-01-2008 »

You mean this one?

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Once a jolly ethnic
Camped by a billabong
Under the shade of an ethnic tree
And he sang as he watched
And waited till his ethnicity boiled
'You'll come a-waltzing Ethnicity with me'.

Jeeeez, they've got PC in Oz too?? Who would have thought it!
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« Reply #249 on: 21:46:07, 06-01-2008 »

My thanks to ernie at r2ok for this:

it's Christmas every day

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As the rest of the country pulls down its decorations to escape the curse of Twelfth Night, a man who has celebrated Christmas every day for 15 years will be making his home even more festive.

Andy Park, 43, known as Mr Christmas, is putting up new tinsel and a fresh tree at his house in Melksham, Wiltshire, despite the superstition about leaving decorations up after January 6.

Every day since 1993 the divorced electrician has breakfasted on mince pies and sherry, before opening the presents he has bought for himself
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He is crackers  Grin
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« Reply #250 on: 21:59:58, 06-01-2008 »

But as all right-thinking Orthodox believers know, it's now Christmas Day (Jan 7th) Smiley

С Праздником Рождества!
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« Reply #251 on: 22:02:28, 06-01-2008 »

С Праздником Рождества!

Bah! надувательство!
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« Reply #252 on: 23:28:40, 06-01-2008 »

My thanks to ernie at r2ok for this:

it's Christmas every day

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As the rest of the country pulls down its decorations to escape the curse of Twelfth Night, a man who has celebrated Christmas every day for 15 years will be making his home even more festive.

Andy Park, 43, known as Mr Christmas, is putting up new tinsel and a fresh tree at his house in Melksham, Wiltshire, despite the superstition about leaving decorations up after January 6.

Every day since 1993 the divorced electrician has breakfasted on mince pies and sherry, before opening the presents he has bought for himself
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He is crackers  Grin

The bit I liked about this story was that he said he loved his Christmas presents and that one year he got a Mercedes.  Grin
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« Reply #253 on: 23:56:23, 06-01-2008 »



The queen appears to be dribbling  Shocked
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« Reply #254 on: 01:15:13, 07-01-2008 »

I meant to say only a yank would have asked the question seriously, without the  Wink
What's a yank? A person of American extraction? I am sure there is a good number of in this regard ignorant non-yanks on the planet.
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